Welcome to my blog! I would love to have you read it, but sadly the Prince of Taiwan was recently detained - along with his entire fortune. It is a hefty sum of $6 billion, but I cannot access it on my own. With your help I will be able free up this sizable purse. Please deliver to me a cashiers check of $1000 and with these funds I will be able to send you a check for $23.5 million US currency. Once you receive it, all I will require is 10% to pay international export taxes. You may keep the remaining amount. Then you will truly be able to enjoy my blog. Thank you kind sir. I look forward to seeing your check in my mailbox.
-Shin Tzu Chan Smith
Director of International Awesomeness
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